Guys, we ladies know that you can be pretty
clueless. Have you ever said something "innocent"
that got your woman really mad? There are just some
things a woman does not want to hear. If you want to
keep peace in your relationship, take my advice and
don' ever say this to your girlfriend/wife:
Mistake 1: "Your best friend is hot"
She'll end up feeling threatened that you're
attracted to someone so close to her. It cause
tension anytime the three of you get together. If
you think her friend, sister, cousin, etc. is a
knock-out - just keep it to yourself.
Mistake 2: "Maybe You should go on a diet"
Women are insecure enough about their bodies as it
is. Seeing models and actresses on TV and in
magazines makes many women feel like they're not
good enough. You should never let her know that you
notice her flaws, because she's probably already
obsessing over them.
Mistake 3: "I don' ever want to get
married" Most women are interested in
long-term relationships. Plus, they love weddings.
Telling her that you NEVER want to get married will
definitely cause conflict in your relationship.
Saying this to a woman may end your relationship or
lead to a psycho possessive girlfriend.
Mistake 4: "My ex used to do it different"
Your new honey does NOT want to be compared to your
ex. Do not remind her that you ever had sexual &
romantic feelings for someone else. You might end up
making her jealous. The exception is when you are
making a comparison extremely favorable to your new
girlfriend. However, you have to be careful -
bringing up past lovers too often for no reason will
make her think that your ex is still on your mind.
Mistake 5: "Maybe I should go without you"
If you're going somewhere, and your significant
other wants to come, just let her! You know that she
might not enjoy herself, but denying her will make
her suspicious. Besides, isn' it fun spending
quality time together?
Mistake 6: "That fart you made was
killer!" If you're both really close and
comfortable with each other, this might be okay.
However, when she lets one slip by accident and
starts blushing, DO NOT laugh at her. It's an
extremely embarassing situation and she doesn' need
you to notice that she has "odors."
Mistake 7: "Why do you always want to
talk?" I'll tell you the answer now so that
you never ask her this. The reason females always
want to talk, is because that's what they're good at
doing. They've been doing it for years and that's
what they're used to. Your silence can mean a lot of
different things to a woman, some bad - so open up
and let her know what's really on your mind. If you
don' want to talk, say that you don' want to talk
right now, but would be happy to in 1/2 hour.
Anything else will make you look like an insensitive
jerk.
Keep your woman happy and don' utter any of these
offensive remarks. Remember that saying the wrong
thing could mean that you end up sleeping on the
couch tonight!
